Humorous list of dating red flags from @gstaadguy

The creator humorously lists specific dating "red flags" or unacceptable behaviors for men, such as poor posture, cheapness, or vaping, while cutting between three luxurious locations. After each scenario, he dismissively declares "à la poubelle" (to the trash), using illustrative graphics to emphasize each point.

Creator: @gstaadguy on Instagram

Video format

Talking Head Edit

Video outline

  1. State specific behavior
  2. Deliver catchphrase verdict
  3. Perform dismissal gesture

Narrative framework

The Ruthless Disposal Checklist

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A rapid-fire sequence of specific behavioral 'red flags' that trigger an immediate, ritualistic rejection, establishing a persona of uncompromisingly high standards.

Topics: Relationships, Dating, Comedy, Lifestyle

Concepts: Rapid Fire Listicle, Relatable Skit, Satirical Advice

Formats: Talking Head Edit

Elements: Graphic Overlay, Jump Cut, Text Overlay

Account types: Personal Brand

Transcript excerpt

If he makes you walk to a car that's more than four seconds away during a night out. If he sits down before you sits down. If he looks at the right side of the menu and not just the left. If he has the Gen z posture and hunches like the hunchback of Notre Dame. If he airs your dirty laundry and involves third parties in your personal business. If he only gift gives on special occasions and not also on random Wednesdays to brighten up your week. If he wakes you up early while on vacation and forces you down to the breakfast buffet, If what he looks forward to most is a summer beach club with the boys, If he smokes a vape or even worse rank others to borrow their vape, Rank if he wears shorts of any kind other than bathing suits while bathing or sports shorts while taking part in sport

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