Absurd skit about mermaid pheromones from @chloe.longname

The creator performs a surreal skit playing multiple characters, including a beachgoer and a mermaid, engaging in nonsensical dialogue about pheromones and dolphins, culminating in a bizarre interaction with a turtle and a playful threat.

Creator: @chloe.longname on Instagram

Video format

Skit

Video outline

  1. Insult mythical creature
  2. Creature fails seduction
  3. Creature performs badly
  4. Victim critiques performance
  5. Victim submits anyway

Narrative framework

The Incompetent Monster Skit

Narrative framework logic

Subverting a high-stakes fantasy trope by making the supernatural entity socially awkward, defensive, and incompetent, while the human victim remains unimpressed but compliant out of sheer apathy.

Topics: Comedy, Entertainment

Concepts: Character Impersonation

Formats: Skit

Elements: Jump Cut, Image Overlay

Account types: Personal Brand

Transcript excerpt

Ew. That dolphin stings. Ew. That's pure pheromones, you're whiffing idiot. And I'm not a dolphin. I'm a mermaid. Oh, man. I've never seen a dolphin. What am I gonna tell my friends now? Wait till they hear about all this. Come closer, baby girl. I don't bite. That's not cool. Who cares? Turtles are jerks. Don't throw bottles at me. That's what turtles sound like. I'm going over here now. Wait. Going home on a Saturday. What's waiting for me beyond? What's a girl upside down? What's a girl inside her heart? What's a girl all around? Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good. Pretty good. Right? You fell for it. My sensuality was trapped, and now you've been lured to me, and I'm going to nibble you. I thought siren songs were supposed to be good. Sorry. Don't sing Sabrina Carpenter. Sorry for being different. Oh, screw it. He can have a nibble.

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